Kalani

After a woman blows your for at least 15 minutes, you hold them down and cum in there ear.

I'm going to Kalani your mom!

by Nixsquad November 13, 2010

kalan porter

A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hack hobbit muano oddiot

Kalan Porter RULES! Let's go play with My Little Pony and put on mommy's makeup!

by yoshimi April 7, 2005

Kaelyn

Kaelyn is a beautiful and wild truly wild girl with a heart made of stardust and all of your favorite songs. A Kaelyn can be you worst enemy or you absolute truest and dearest friend/lover. She is outgoing, lights up the room with energetic and care free stories and jokes, has the most unique and bad ass sense of style, is always dying her hair or talking about wanting a new piercing or tattoo, a trend setter with an IDGAF Attitude, she is sad a lot but is almost always laughing. She has some of the most beautiful eyes and striking goddess-like features and the voice of an angel. Kaelyns are short, petite and full of life, some of your craziest memories and best stories will be made with her at your side. They are captivating to audiences and live in the moment, they love hard but love sparingly and almost never give up on people they care for, there is truly no other woman like a Kaelyn, never lose her.

Josh: Who is that girl over there at this party? She's so captivating and beautiful but looks intimidating.

Clarissa: oh that's Kaelyn! I met her a few months back when I was out, she's SUPER nice and a shit load of fun! Go say hi!

by Neverender7 March 30, 2020

kallyn

She also talks soo much and it's soo annoying...hah it funny there are so many people that literally talk behind her back. Her clothes are way too small for her, they do make bigger sizes HUN! lol...shes also kinda chunky... if she spent as much time running as she does putting on makeup then she would prolly weigh like 60 pounds! LOL!!

Her purity ring means NOTHING to her...shes going to hell!!

by Ur Mom February 1, 2005

Kalen

When you sneeze after eating some nasty ass cafeteria pizza and the projectile of snot that comes out of your nose literally covers your Michael Jordan t-shirt sleeve in nose shit and everyone leaves the table. And then this stupid ass arab doesn't get that someones shirt just got 9/11'd on with boogies.

Dude, holy shit! John just kalen'd!

by Shraban Baishnab September 24, 2011

kaelyn

someone who was once a good friend, and then turns into a backstabbing bitch in a matter of seconds.

my friend totally pulled a kaelyn yesterday and told my mom everything. now we don't talk anymore.

by shmozz August 4, 2007

Kalin

Used to describe very queer behaving people that couldn't get it in even if there was only one girl left in the world, also relates to a male with a very small penis and is always watching gay porn and faps to it and fantasizes about little boys in a bunkbed. Likes to use dildos to practice oral sex which occasionally is done with priests and tall black men.

Kalin is such a homo.

by CallMeDaddy47 October 5, 2013