eliza kennedy 

can not be described she is that stunning words can not describe her.

eliza kennedy is unbelieveable and a very special girl

eliza kennedy by herrr(L) July 14, 2010

matthew kennedy 

Handsome, loving guy!! He's not a hoe, nor slut. He loves one person and doesn't cheat. Any girl would be lucky to date Matthew Kennedy.

Mallory~ Look at that guy over there.

Sally~ He's definitely Matthew Kennedy!!

matthew kennedy by Nikki1101 November 23, 2016

ted kennedy 

Another name for Jabba The Hut.

Jabba The Hut, I Mean Ted Kennedy, leads an organization of criminals and does weird, twisted things deep within a heavily guarded compound.

ted kennedy by oljedi July 29, 2005

ted kennedy 

A liberal who learned to his chagrin nearly 40 years ago that the 1968 Oldsmobile was, unfortunately, not an amphibious vehicle.

Ted Kennedy has the intellectual capacity of a dirt clod.

ted kennedy by Mathias Fartnokker August 11, 2006

Ted Kennedy 

The senator of Massachusetts. He is a worthless $hitbag who doesn't deserve to clean bathrooms at McFaty's, but still goes there to eat every day for 4 of his meals(He goes to Cholesterol King for his other 3). He hates Bush because he's jealous that people don't hate him as much. He's worse then John Kerry. His father was involved in international crime and his brother(not John) was a womanizer. And you just thought it couldn't get any worse? He also muderred his wife while he was drunk, but nobody pressed charges. And finally, to top it all off, THIS ASSHOLE JUST WON'T DIE! You can put a bullet through his skull and he still is going to live to torture the city of Boston.

Ted Kennedy.see also: Drunk, McFaty's,Liberal, Boston, shitbag.

Ted Kennedy by Hell Yeah I'm American! August 1, 2005

Jamie Kennedy 

Yet another coprophilia sex act, involving an old wigger eating dog shit, while masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat cottage cheese ass. After he ejaculates, he vomits up the shit, and mixes it with his semen. He then eats the mixture while giving himself a prostate massage.

Vanilla Ice: At least they didn't name the Jamie Kennedy after me.

Jamie Kennedy by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010

Ted Kennedy 

A limp-wristed liberal mush wimp who knows what is best for you and me. He knows we should have our guns taken away, so only crips will have guns. Then we will have no way to defend ourselves from crips or liberals.

He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.

If I paid as little income tax as Senaturd Ted Kennedy, I would have enough money to live on.

Ted Kennedy by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005