Karma Broker

When J-Rod tells it how it is and your karma comes forth.

Dude, my Karma Broker told me if I fucked this girl, I’d get crabs. So I fucked her sister.”

by Chick’s Dig Dicks February 15, 2024

Karma's a bitch

Karma, the good or bad luck that comes from your former acts, always occurs. To name one example: If you were a bad girl, did some bad things, swore you did it all for fun and it meant nothing. People would even go as far as to say it never happened, and if it were a secret, like, for example, when a tree falls in the forest (no one hears it). People also can say, for example, if it was a late night, and another crazy mood, and you didn't think twice what is would do to them. A specific cause of Karma is if you were a wild child, and they always knew it. A common exclaim is that it was a matter of time before they blew it. Karma commands that thou shall not lie, and thou shall not cheat, thou shall now get caught, or there is a slight chance you'll end up like me.

"Karma's a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would've never effed around. When I saw the pics of you and her I felt the knife twist. Karma's a bitch. And she's with you right now."

by Sawyerrrrr April 25, 2024

Karma Vulture

A person who takes advantage of recently deceased celebrities to gain attention/praise online by submitting fan material (drawings, character customizations in games, low-effort AI art) while not being genuine or longtime fans of any sort; strictly performative grief. Coming across as well-intentioned shields them from criticism of their ulterior motives.

This guy on reddit just farmed 80,000 likes from his Ozzy Osbourne AI-generated eulogy. Just last week he was saying heavy metal is lame. The corpse isn't even cold yet! What a karma vulture.

by MartyAdvance July 24, 2025

SKZ Karma

Good karma that happens to Stray Kids after they’ve been through hell.

*unprovoked fanwar/mistreatment*

Stay: “That skz karma is going to come anytime soon.”

*days/weeks later*
“Stray Kids are the first and only (4th) gen group to accomplish _____!”

by KpopPhrases March 7, 2021

Typo Karma

When someone types in something and its wrong, you decide on being a smartass and try on correcting it, and you end up misspelling it too.

Human: man, that shti was dope
Dickhead: don't you mean siht??lol
Dickhead: ah fuck, typo karma

by icannotdefinewords August 8, 2009

Food Karma

Picking up the full share of what would normally be a split bill for a meal, only to have the other person pick up the bill at a later date. Fully appropriate when in a pinch for cash and you are still hungry.

That cheap bastard Dan couldn't pay for his pizza logs, well food karma is a bitch and he'll be paying for my drinks next week.

by Hookanation October 14, 2011

jungle karma

It happens when an athlete or coach appears on Jim Rome's radio show (nicknamed "The Jungle") or his TV show and then wins their next game and most of the time has a great game individually to go along with it.

Jungle karma can also backfire if you back out on your commitment to come on. If you do that you lose the game, have a bad game, or get hurt for jerking with the karma.

Athletes and coaches should never mess with the jungle karma.

by rome clone November 1, 2004