Jersey Swerve

Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.

Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."

Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."

by Palmerstone May 9, 2008

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011

new jersey turnpike special

When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.

I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.

by BTB33 September 16, 2016

Jersey

smells better than NYC AND Philly.

Philly smells like armpit & NYC smells like sewage while NJ smells like pink flamboyant roses. =)

by KATHERiNE June 15, 2003

New Jersey Napkin

A wife beater which, while at a barbecue, the wearer takes off and proceeds to use as a napkin in order to remove the excess barbecue sauce from his or her face. The wife beater can also be used to clean up other substances, such as whiskey, blood, urine, or raw meat juice.

"Wow, I would really look like a scum bag if I didn't have my New Jersey napkin to wipe all this shit off my face!"

by lesliex88 October 14, 2008

new jersey

ommon misconceptions:
#1: new jersey is an industrial dump
while its true we have industry, its only near the border, we keep the inside nice and awsome , the industry just keeps the evil newyorkers and pennsylvanians from getting in
#2: we say joisey
no, only new yorkers drop the "new" and forget the "r"
#3 we are all poor and ugly
wrong agian, new jersey is wealthy, and has some of the finest ass around,

man: oh your from new jersey, what exit? HAHAH

NJ dude:..... at least im smart enough to know how a car works

man: im gonna go run into a pole now

by mykel.d2 June 6, 2005

Jersey

British island located north of France in the English Channel. Belongs to the Channel Islands together with Guernsey, Herm, Sark and Alderney. It has a population of about 90.000 including immigrants from Madeira/Portugal and some Polish.
Due to its high independance from the UK Jersey has its own laws and taxation, and it is an off-shore finance center. Apart from finance, tourism contributes to the island's wealth.
Besides, Jersey has great beaches, lovely forests, historic castles and of course great shopping (no VAT!) and an amazing nightlife!!

New Jersey was named after Jersey!! (check in your history books if you don't believe me)

by Cafedeparis July 16, 2008