jebise

Translates from Srbijan to English as fuck you.

Bucky: You're a weak cunt

Zoki: JEBISE!!!!

Mr. Walton: Ehhh test conditions.

by sebastiaan February 26, 2008

Jewish Bill Fold

When someone folds their money so that the small bills show, and hide the bigger bills on the inside of the fold.

I use the jewish bill fold so that people think i only have a few dollars.

by Thetruth59 August 31, 2013

jeisabela teixeira

Is a funny and adorable girl who talks too much but is big hearted. She's a good friend and will listen to you.

" Damn I wish I could chill with her Jeisabela Teixeira ! "
" Too bad , her friends list is full! "

by Urban Dictionary smith December 10, 2013

Jewish Foreskin

A mythical or otherwise non-existant creature or item.

"Unicorns are like Jewish Foreskins, They don't exist!" or "Have you seen my keys? They seem to have made like a Jewish Foreskin and just up and disapeared!"

by fishnugget May 23, 2014

jewish milkshake

When you burst inside a dirty slut's cornhole and slurp it out aftwrwards.

Tim: "Hey did you hang out with Tiffany last night?"
Josh: "Yeah, let's just say I'm a Catholic but I can sure give a Jewish milkshake."
Tim: "Nice."

by Zachariahhhh69 April 16, 2015

jewish goblin

A goblin that steals your weed when you're not looking

Where did my weed go it must have been a Jewish goblin

by Connor12 July 8, 2015

Jewish Porn

Porn videos of someone counting money, someone receiving money, or anything related to money

Jewish porn: 10, 20, 30, 40 50, 60, 70..
Jewish guy: Oh my god, I just came in my pants

by The Man with no face June 9, 2016