Jasonism

The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin air, and have them become fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.

Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.

*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.

70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.

thats a jasonism

I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down

There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.

by vilefileman November 26, 2010

jasoned

to be more than violently drunk

I got jasoned yesterday at the bar and was kicked out.

by Alexman2 October 27, 2007

[jason]

the absolute greatest person alive. actually cares about your well being, funny, sincere, a truly remarkable person. without him i would more then likely be dead, or killed. <3

jason: sweetheart, just keep breathing.

by <3scissorhands January 31, 2009

jason

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
He is everything a girl wants in her life. Her life is not complete without him.

Friend 1: Ah! Jason just bought me a necklace and told me he loved me!
Friend 2: AH! NO WAY!
Friend 1: what can i say? hes Jason

by Alexis Lone January 2, 2011

jason

jason is the kinda guy who will say he doesn't care but he's actually the one who cares the most. jason is so smart and he's so confident and he knows it, which makes him even more attractive. he has beautiful blue eyes, and precious brown floppy hair. jason is just overall adorable. he doesn't love often but when he does he loves hard. jason is so special and makes me very happy, he makes everyone happy. his smile can light up the whole world. every girl wants jason, but jason only ever wants one. jason is so awesome, if you're ever lucky enough to get him, keep him. give him the world, he deserves it :)

I wish jason would look at me the way i look at him.

by noodlesaregoof November 24, 2020

jason

a total bad ass.

her mom said to come later than 5:30, jason came at 5:31.

by margi myers July 13, 2010

jason

youre probably a serial killer

jason killed simone

by tiity ma gee October 30, 2020