A white man that chronically masturbates
Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!
by afilthyrwner September 2, 2009
Get the cracker jacker mug.A beautiful creature spawned from the mouth of Dani Filth in the year 1990. Often referred to as "starfish" or "beautifulest person in the world."
Incredible guitarist and bassist
small things, but always has a legitimate reason to back up the emotions.
One of those people who rarely shows happiness but is always perfectly content with the life he has.
God to some
Human to others
and
The most important thing
I'm in love with one...
Incredible guitarist and bassist
small things, but always has a legitimate reason to back up the emotions.
One of those people who rarely shows happiness but is always perfectly content with the life he has.
God to some
Human to others
and
The most important thing
I'm in love with one...
by ItsasecretxD March 18, 2010
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by NandN February 15, 2010
Get the jager-worms mug.A drink/drinking game usually played in the barracks of combat Soldiers. The "player" is usually not made aware of the rules before hand, and is instructed by his friends to do a shot of Jager, almost immediately afterward, he is punched in the face, before he can finish the shot. The puncher usually yells Jager!.
Pvt. Snuffy arrives at his new unit, his comrades Spc Tom and Pfc Jerry want to welcome him with a Jager Punch. So Pvt. Snuffy agree's. "First you do a shot of Jager" say's Spc Tom, Pvt. Snuffy agrees and does the shot. Before he can finish, Pfc . Jerry punches him in the face, shouting 'JAGERPUNCH!' and Pvt. Snuffy spits Jager all over the place. He now must repeat until he can down ALL Jager.
by Doc Killamanjaro December 10, 2009
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I saw this jäger hulk walking down bourbon street and he grabbed this little guy, like a bear would a salmon, AMAZING SPEED for his size, and I was like "Oh are they friends, are they lovers, what's going on here?" And the little guy said "who are you, get your hands off me" and I'm like, "oh they're not friends or lovers... This is assault."
by the yeet August 16, 2014
Get the Jäger Hulk mug.Sweet Mother of Allah. This is tasty shit form across the pond. aparently over there its mixed with the blood of a freshly slain buck. Crazy German bastards. in the states it goes well with RedBull, a tasty treat.
Always enjoy jaermeister responsibly. :)
Always enjoy jaermeister responsibly. :)
American: I love jagermeister.
Crazy German: I take a shot blood straight outta the deer's juggular and without swallowing take a shot of Jagermeister. The smell of blood gives me a hardon.
Crazy German: I take a shot blood straight outta the deer's juggular and without swallowing take a shot of Jagermeister. The smell of blood gives me a hardon.
by mahmoud ahmadinejad July 19, 2007
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(One shot of Jager dropped in a glass of RedBull)
(One shot of Jager dropped in a glass of RedBull)
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