Jenny Jones 

The host of a syndicated daytime talk show that specializes in slutty teenagers. Tends to appeal to the same sort of crowd that photoshops Mary Kate and Ashley nudes. Was originally a male-bashing standup comic, but turned self-righteous and got rid of the boob job.

"So I was watching Jenny Jones, and this skanky little eleven-year-old was telling everyone how she slept with the entire Hicksville police department, including the women, and then fell out of her bra."

Jenny Jones by Brian X June 24, 2003

the indiana jones 

a sexual act that requires the women to run completely nude at a medium to slow pace, while the man chases her with his testicles out. She then flattens on the ground while you roll your balls over her. No one receives pleasure, but everyone has a good laugh and a story.

Dude what did you and amber do yesterday night? Well for example we did the indiana jones, but her ankle broke and she fell. I still rolled my balls across her back.

the indiana jones by Michael Jatcko August 9, 2007

Too Tall Jones Syndrome 

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.

Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.

Too Tall Jones Syndrome by Miss Penn February 4, 2010

Mr Jonesed 

To be caught with child pornography, or to be caught having been involved in sexual acts with someone under theage of consent. Can also be used as a derogetary term to imply someone is a paedophile when in fact they aren't

"Did you hear that old man down the street was Mr Jonesed? knew something was up with him..."

Mr Jonesed by Uzumaki Mitch June 17, 2006

Stupifyin Jones 

This is based on the widly overdrawn creative and overtly sexual comic strip of Al Capp.And it would be when you complete destroy your budget and look so fabulous that everyone is stupified into being wordless and motionless.In the broadway musical Lil Abner based on Dogpatch USA, Stupifyin Jones was played by Julie Newmar (tv'sCatwoman)

I am not eating for 2 weeks but when i went to the new restaurant in this amazing Versace i definitely inflicted some cosmically fatal Stupifyin Jones.

Stupifyin Jones by DaynaS March 28, 2008

miss jones 

Hot 97 DJ that is racist against ASIANS.

Miss Jones says Chinks & Chinamen were swept away from the Tsunami, the dumb bitch doesnt even know that China was far far and away from the Tsunami.

miss jones by s January 31, 2005

dog piss jones 

A phrase popular on the Bubba the Love Sponge show that means shitty.

The sound quality of this MP3 is dog piss jones

dog piss jones by Duke Richards June 27, 2008