italian lighting

When one sets fire to his/her property to collect the insurance money.

Person 1---Holy shit..did you see that fire?

Person 2--Yeah it looks like it was hit with some italian lighting.

by lil' puppet June 7, 2007

italian stallion

A hot italian built man.

I saw this Italian Stallion the other day running on the sidewalk.

by italianstallionlove February 11, 2010

Italian Sausage

The penis of an Italian man or an American man of Italian ancestry. An Italian Sausage is the literal man meat of those men with Italian blood, whose penis is most often very thick and hairy but noT nescecarily long as thickness has to do with the sausage. Italian men have a large sexual appetite that's in our genes, and we put the gift of our race to good use. The thickness of our sausages feels amazing when being pumped through pussy or ass.

Nico Tortorella probably has a thick, Italian Sausage.

by NickNicky576 July 11, 2011

Italian Smokehouse Syndrome

when you can't stand the smell of your own putrid farts and you are in an enclosed room and you are also afraid someone is going to walk in and catch you bathing in your own fart orgy

After lunch today I had an Italian smokehouse syndrome thing going on. Thank God the new hot intern didn't walk in. He is so cute!

by grosstony May 5, 2009

Italian Exit

When you {irish exit a bar to get late night pizza.

"Yo where'd you go?"
"Sorry I had to Italian exit and grab a slice"

by chateaucashflow August 24, 2016

Italian Lunch

Pleasuring yourself anally using the mouth of a passed out girl/guy.

I have a bad taste in my mouth since Christian and I had an Italian Lunch.

by Jebezzel April 22, 2008

italian job

Classic British heist caper from 1968 starring Sir Michael Caine of Rotherhithe and Noel Coward.

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

by Mr Bridger February 24, 2004