Sock hat

See beanie
So much better than beanie

Dear editors,
Sock hat is a better word for beanie and u better publish this word or I will be sad
See condom
Donald trumps double chin
See the part of the dick Jews cut off
See plz publish this I will love u forever

That’s obviously a sock hat
Only losers say beanie

by Jejdhdbdbdjdndndndn September 27, 2019

huf hat

Hat worn by people to look "cool" that they do drugs and are mostly worn by teenagers to get an impression as a "stoner"

Dude I want want of those huf hats so bad
Omg that girl has a huf hat I want one
Yo lets get there and get a huf hat

by SassQueen678 March 24, 2017

America's Hat

The country known as Canada.

Did you see that shirt with America's hat on it?

by Neero April 15, 2008

Wizards hat

Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

They made fun of Alex in the locker room because he had a wizards hat.

by Stacy C February 1, 2009

Sus-hat

A hat typically worn daily by certain female Talmud teachers. It can be either crocheted or knitted. The hat covers the tops of one's ears and the hair (if it is short enough to go inside).

Person 1: What are you knitting?
Person 2: I'm not knitting, I'm *crocheting* a Sus-hat.
Person 1: Cool!

by Elemental33 January 23, 2011

Brown Hat

when you fart and there happens to be someone's head right by your ass either bending over to tie a shoe, etc, or an unfortunate child walking by....

i was doing the dishes and let one rip just as my son walked by, gave the poor kid a brown hat...

by cosmic charlie January 28, 2009

the cat in the hat

a cute loving cat that always wears a hat, that matches his clothes from his head to his toes.

the cat in the hat is da bomb!

by carlin November 23, 2003