Humping iron

Workout where a man is bench pressing a woman sitting on the bar while another is riding him as the two women make out for as long as his arms and dick can last.

Carter was humping iron with Linda and Chloe yesterday for 2 hours!

by Cpl HotPockets July 23, 2024

humping the queen

This is what you'd use when you're making a lot of money, or robbing from a bank.

Man, you're really humping the queen, huh?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Huming

The act of fucking around in a gay manner.

Nikolas: Ill stroke your shit if you stroke mine

Nathan: Alright, Bet!

Mason: Stop Huming Around!

by Storsc May 9, 2024

Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.

“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”

by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025

humming

when you're a few drinks in and feeling buzzed

"Bro you tryna rip some darts?"
"Hell yea bro I'm humming"

by ASU_socrates November 4, 2025

Hueling

Grinding (in the sense of studying or working) with the particular state of mind induced by the consumption, or thought of consuming, Huel.

The past tense adaptation"hueled" also denotes being fueled by Huel (the complete food, nominally providing you with all 27 essential vitamins and minerals, protein, essential fats, carbs, fibre and phytonutrients).

I'm hueling in the library later, care to join?

Two cinnamon swirls and one salted caramel - I hueled all day yesterday.

by BeyondTheRawlsianPale November 27, 2025

piss humping

seizuring to the point of pissing yourself

I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself

by Jamie Mosshart August 24, 2010