Hose Tucker

A guy who tucks his hose and acts like a woman

Bro my friend hooked up with a hose Tucker last night.

What the fuck!

Yeah he almost killed him thinking he was a she.

by Tom at v cu Hz to October 10, 2017

Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm

Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.

by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023

hose dragon

Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon

"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"

by David Montgomery the third July 22, 2017

getting hosed

To be deceived, cheated, swindled, ripped off and/or suckered out of your hard-earned money. To be on the losing end of a deal.

I'm getting hosed by the insurance company because they're not paying out on my claims for Ozempic.

by GettingTalkedAt April 1, 2024

Hose Beast

An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.

Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!

by 100Stumblers October 14, 2021

soaker hose

The tube and funnel used to get belligerently drunk at a party.

Dude, we had a killer soaker hose party last night!

by mickroot August 9, 2008

hose huffer

A cock sucker/dick sucker.

"I can't stand Jim. He's a real hose huffer."

by Downhill Dave May 17, 2018