Homo soda

A carbonated alcoholic beverage sometimes called spiked seltzer. Flavors are often fruity which are associated with women or feminine men.

I enjoy a homo soda while working in my friend's garage on a hot day.

by Uncle B. Lade May 26, 2022

Homoaversive

The correct way of calling out or idenitfying an individual whom is opposed to homosexuality.

Three Men Walk Into A Bar

Randy: Hey Earl, Why didn't you want to give Jim-Bob a hug earlier, you know he's gay; are you Homophobic?

Earl: No Randy... I dont have an irrational fear of Jim-Bob, so I'm not Homophobic- he just makes me a little uncomfortable sometimes!

Randy: Well then, if you arent afraid of him then why have you been avoiding him all night?

Earl: Hmm, Randy, I thought about it and suppose it's because I'm HOMOAVERSIVE. Now I'm going to go and talk to that gorgeous blonde girl over there! Have fun hanging with Jim-Bob!

Randy: Alright smartass, when you bring her back here the next round of drinks are on me!

Jim-Bob: "Haaay Raandy! MR. MAN! Did you watch me sing YMCA and strut my stuff in daisy dukes dancing in these cowboy boots! Wooo-Hoo!"

Earl: ... (He's busy making out with the gorgeous blonde)

Randy: Damn it Earl, you Homoaversive Hunk, You always get the girl, and I never do! Guess I'm buying the next round of drinks..

Jim-Bob: Yoooouu-Hoooo! Raaandy! BIG BOY!

I hooope you REMEMBERED my Apple Martini's!

Randy: (Does the robot approaching Jim-Bob, smiling, holding an Apple Martini in each hand)

The lights go down low on the dance floor while DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO begins to play ...

Earl isn't afraid of Jim-Bob. No one is afraid of Jim-Bob- well maybe except for Randy, but Randy isn't Homoaversive.

by Jim.Bob February 22, 2023

no homo bro

Someone says this when they ain't homo

"Kiss him dude"-kevin "no homo bro"-mike

by Lemon Limes March 11, 2018

No Homo

If two gays/lesbians don't want their sex to be homo, they say "No homo" and it's automatically not homo.

"Let's have sex." - One gay guy to another gay guy.

"Alright, no homo though." - Other gay guy.

"No homo." - 1st guy.

OTHER SCENARIO

"Hey!" - 1st lesbian

"Hey, wanna do 'it'"? - 2nd lesbian

"Hm... Okay. No homo though." - 1st lesbian

"Agreed. No homo." - 2nd lesbian

by For Merlins Sake, Yes Homo. December 23, 2018

No homo may

No homo may is basically every May you can do really gay shit, but you can Just say no homo may and it’s all good vro

“Hey bro can I suck on them fingers.” “nah man wtf!” “Chillax it’s no homo may”

by Kousuke May 2, 2019

No homo

Homiesexual revelations 11: “as thoy no homo shall last forever as thoy the beholder of the word is not gay shall possess the power of no homo”

My homie looken real cute but no homo

Damn he’s hella cute today 30 minutes later but no homo though

by Lilnomo June 23, 2019

no homo

when someone says something gay but then says 'no homo' to imply that their not actually gay..

omg tifany mayumi! your ass looks super hot in those tight jeans, no homo. :)

by BlackSoul :) November 24, 2019