hacker syphillis

This is where a normal end user , who thinks that they are invulnerable to viruses and hacker attacks, does a scan on their machine to reveal that they actually have been infected with viruses that number more than the number of files on their machine.

This is typically an end user of the 1d10t level, who thinks that the monitor is often called a TV.

medical transcriptions fall into this category very clearly.

Yep, that girl Danene, she got hacker syphillis.

by Bill W March 23, 2004

fort mac hack

To expel air and bitumen from the lungs suddenly and noisily, often to keep the respiratory passages free of irritating material.

Tammy: Oorf! Horf! Aorfff!
Roddy: Is she dieing?
Abe: No, that's just the Fort Mac Hack.
Tammy: My breath registers at 87 octane.

by M DOGG July 29, 2005

hacka

Same as hacker or someone who is especially skilled in the computer area. Often used as a term referring to someone who uses computers a lot (particularly those who use computer games a lot.)

That hacka comes on this computer too much.

by Girlay April 1, 2005

Hachishakusama

An 8 feet tall Japanese folklore women. Who does bad, bad things to kids when Mummy isn't looking. Also featured in Resident Evil 8, Lady Dimitrescu had alotta fanboys wanting to hit it.

So in all a very attractive 8 feet tall women who wets the pants of boys in puberty

Wow! I banged a Hachishakusama when I was 12!!
Hey! Hachishakusama is a REALLY LONG NAME!!

by kirinji May 16, 2021

hacking

continual play of drum licks after instructor has cut off group.

Quit hacking on those drums so we can go on!

by blueberry29 July 1, 2010

Hack

1. A person who has job so notorious to have faux experience and education they immediately qualify as a hack such as an aroma therapist, massage therapist, wedding planner, quantum physicist, self-prophicized shaman, sociologist adviser, color profiler or even those suspiciously expensive caterers.

2. Someone who couldn't get a job in the real world and overcharges for their self-employed services.

"No, you don't need magic lava rocks or green tea oil from some hack - go see a real doctor."

"Why don't you just ask your group what they want instead of hiring some hack to do 'psychographic research'?"

"I am not going to wear a lemon-chartreuse dress just because some hack said it was good for my aura."

"If the yoga instructor feels you up again, you should just admit he's a hack looking for an excuse to get closer to you."

"So, the fortune teller said she could give you more information about your future, and all she needed were the numerological vibes from your social security card – that's not insight – that's called a hack."

"Featuring who? The girl's already got the cords to sing – she doesn't need some token hack rhyming in the background."

"You paid $200 a session for some vibrating hack to play the flute over your 'sacred crystal?!' If I paid $200 for a musician, they better well have studied at Julilliard and bring the entire New York Philharmonic with them… and I'm not going to be smoking no crystal!"

by NoHSDrama February 24, 2010

hack

An ugly, nasty, solution chosen usually because of time-constraints, whimsy or incompetence.

We don't know how to do physics in our game right, so we just hacked it.

by Mike November 25, 2003