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hong

to have sexual relations, ranging from simple fondling to full on intercourse with a woman, while she is puking from drinking exorbitant amounts of alcohol.
1) Dude, last night a woman get honged behind a dumpster!
2) Man, Pat honged a bitch last night!
by mr.yamamoto July 29, 2010
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homing pigeon

An intelligent breed of pigeon with natural homing abilities. Although its navigational method is still somewhat of a mystery, it is thought to use the planet's magnetic field. They can be trained to return to home from hundreds of miles away. They were used in World War I and World War II to carry messages, some of which saved thousands of lives. Some famous war birds include, "GI Joe" and "Cher Ami." Today, homing pigeons are flown in a popular racing sport in which they compete from up to one thousand miles away.
Homing pigeons are released in Ohio and arrive home in Massachusetts the same day.
by DomPij March 19, 2005
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Hong Kong Handshake

manual stimulation of a man's penis performed specifically by an Asian chick, usually in the setting of an Oriental Spa.
I didn't have enough money for sex so all I got was a Hong Kong Handshake and a hot towel.
by gsodthecluck July 17, 2009
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hinged hair

When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.
Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.
by Big Tom August 9, 2006
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hong kong piss bucket

An asain that will do stuff for money.
Guy 1: I need someone to drink my piss.
Guy 2: Find a hong kong piss bucket.
by Minge2 May 17, 2006
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gopher holing it

when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher

see: turtle head
Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions
by Velcro May 7, 2003
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Hong Kong Glue

Slang term for cum
Refers to the fact that cum is sticky, like glue as well as the high prevalence of hookers in Hong Kong
I gave that bitch some dental shots of Hong Kong glue.
by Patrick F... October 24, 2008
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