Better known as Krystal's hamburgers. They usually feel like someone dropped a frag grenade in your stomach, as well as leave shrapnel in the toilet... later in the day.
by Ksing Kser August 26, 2003

by WordGenie April 15, 2004

When you get faded on lean and as many different colors of pills as you can get your hands on; it comes out later in the form of rainbow feces
by Cafeconleche85 September 29, 2017

Sexual intercourse when you are penetrating so deep and so hard you are trying to dent her cervix. Beating her guts from the inside during sex.
"How did you get that Rolex?"
"If you're beatin guts right, your sugar momma will take care of you."
"If you're beatin guts right, your sugar momma will take care of you."
by crazysandman September 28, 2005

a diarrhea-like condition caused by the consumption of various "old man" beers, such as Pabst Blue Ribbon, Schlitz, Miller High Life, or most notably, Milwaukee's Best.
This is the worst case of Rot Gut, I've ever had. I could shit through a screen door without hitting metal!
by Clinto-beans July 17, 2006

by buddhablaze January 28, 2003

The process of gastral distress from the consumption of stomach altering foods.
Categorized by these alert levels
Green Alert= Gastral Distress at a minimum.
Yellow Alert= Stomach pangs intensify and flatulence occurs
Red Alert= sharp pains and if have a sudden laugh you might shit yourself.
Brown Alert= shit has ruptured in your pants and you need a quick cleanup because you are disturbing others around you with the smell.
Orange Alert= gas has built up and your ass swells along with brown alert.
Categorized by these alert levels
Green Alert= Gastral Distress at a minimum.
Yellow Alert= Stomach pangs intensify and flatulence occurs
Red Alert= sharp pains and if have a sudden laugh you might shit yourself.
Brown Alert= shit has ruptured in your pants and you need a quick cleanup because you are disturbing others around you with the smell.
Orange Alert= gas has built up and your ass swells along with brown alert.
by blackjesus256 February 7, 2004
