griffin

to refuse to move, especially in the face of fierce opposition

I told Jeff that I wasn't going to give him a ride home no matter what but he simply plopped himself in the passenger seat and decided to griffin until I took him home.

by ledzeppelinkicksass1 September 9, 2010

Griffin

A kid who smokes lawn grass and watches a lot of horse porn

Griffin: hey bro wanna go fuck a horse??
Arnold: kill urself

by That one kid who likes horses November 19, 2014

Griffining

The act of or the act of trying to have sex while watching The Family Guy

I was Griffining this broad last night and before i knew it "Good For You"

by knickntio July 10, 2009

Meg Griffin

The UGLIEST thing in the world.

Makes me want to puke whenever I see her - and Im a straight girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She has gross lips, (that look like a beak - eeew) A fat flabby stomach, horrid hair and a weird top.

She is the eldest daughter of the griffins, on the TV show 'family guy.' She is horrifically ugly.

"Dyane, that girl looks like Meg Griffin - Gross"

-"Is she hot?"
-"Are you kidding, she was a real Meg Griffin!"
-"Gross!"
-"I know!"

by WOWAHWOOWAH October 27, 2009

Peter Griffin

A joke, a fag, and an untalented cartoon character. He's just like Homer, except his chin looks like balls has no beard talks like a girl and his pants are green instead of blue. Also, he wears gay glasses has a passion for gay porn is completely random likes weird sex and treats his wife badly. Even so, his wife Lois is a common slut. He is the king of the gayest most perverted TV show ever where everyone basically looks the same.

How did they come up with Peter Griffin? Mix up gay perverse sexually obsessed and a smoking joke together and its a spitting image of the asshole.

by Pseudonym Taken June 22, 2009

Stewie Griffin

Slang term for maternicide.

That kid at school pulled a stewie griffin.

by Joe Wasner April 4, 2008

Griffin

Griffin is not always the brightest of all people, his brain is the size of a peanut. Griffins are very rare as they are part of the LGBTQ community. If you ever see one all you must do is simply run the other way.

Other than that Griffin has a gay type of personality.

by Loybin January 16, 2020