governing

Step by step guide:

Step 1 - do the lady from behind

Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back

Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)

Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face

by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

Government Job

A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.

This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.

by Charlie the legit hustle April 16, 2006

Government of Canada

silly clean humour that rates worse than a dad joke

Lewis: "hey did you hear the one... insert bad dad joke"
Ralph: "Dude. Lame. That was so Government of Canada"

by mo-a February 8, 2005

governing body

The ruling class of the cult known as Jehovah's witnesses! Not required to follow the same rules as everyone else in the group! Before you study with these false prophets please please please do some extensive research into their beliefs!

Wait a minute how come your kid is going to law school and the Watchtower is PAYING for it?

Cause I'm on he governing body and I'm better than you!

Fuck you and your cult I'm out of here!

by mkr32208 May 24, 2006

governmentese

supposedly jargon held to be characteristic of government officials;

a language spoken by government employees and their conntractors for the purpose of accomplishing as little as possible over the longest period of time

First Known Use of GOVERNMENTESE
1944

Q: "Why doesn't someone just fire this guy?"
A: "He's the only one who speaks Governmentese. We would have any public school contracts without him."

by hipoint93 September 1, 2011

governcorp

When the only thing Republicans and Democrats can agree on is the agenda set by corporations and the 1%. See example TransPacific Partnership Trade Deal

Are you kidding me, GovernCorp just agreed to more tax cuts for richest .001%

by UnionTech January 22, 2015

Government Potato

A person who has become brainwashed by any form of government agency, to carry out a specific task.

"Did you hear about Jacob"

"Yeah, he totally became a Government Potato."

by Combat_Fountain May 31, 2015