Will Gordon almost has a bowl cut but not quite. He has a golden helmet from his Minecraft days places on his head.
“Get bodied”-Will Gordon
by Qwerhah January 17, 2019
Usually someone who collects yard ornaments and leave them to sit for the rest of time dose not know how to control himself even tho he is married and will never play the listed prices for fast food usually married to a pat pasty
by Heyypu August 18, 2019
A Hyperlethal vector, will kill you with any item nearby with absolute efficiency. Dr. Gordon is also extremely scary, and if he swears at anyone or anything, all atoms within 10km will be destroyed
by Bock_And_Calls June 13, 2023
When Nicholas Uriah Gordon pulled out his fat, 9 inch, tattooed cock and started fucking my tight wet pussy, I came several times before he slid into my ass. Jesus Christ I truly believe I just found God!
by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 22, 2023
A place of congregation for those who abuse substances in the metropolitan area. A place designated for such divine living in which adolescents and other participants partake in activities in which they intake substances that alters their perception of reality.
by Stoff_Daddy January 17, 2022
by adamchik December 12, 2024
A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.
Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.
by @yourface December 19, 2016