The Golden Guard

(Adjective;) a teen in desperate need of attention and emotional support and love.

Dude, you need therapy, you're giving me vibes of The Golden Guard.

by BeeBoiBeeThem October 1, 2022

Golden Wank

Jerking off with a condom on

Oscar is doing a golden wank in his room

by Ya Boi 6969 April 21, 2016

Golden Clarinet

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.

stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017

a golden donut

When a man or a woman urinates on your anus.

Jill enjoys when Jack gives her a golden donut.

by sxxxystnr October 4, 2016

Golden Sour

When a bartender spikes a drink with a small amount of his or her own urine. It is often served to belligerent, self-righteous, or obnoxious clientele who can't keep their mouths shut. Pairs well with a nice piece of fish. It is a derivate of the term Golden Shower.

Jeff was rude to our bartender, so she gave him a golden sour.

by Todd Berger March 22, 2017

Golden Thunderstorm

The act of 5 or more guys urinating on a person from an elevated area while stomping their feet.

I Found it weird that the rainstorm last night was quite warm. But then I looked up, and surprise to me, it was a classic golden thunderstorm.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

Golden dribble

Kind of like a golden shower except the person

That’s going pee has an enlarged prostate

Would you like a golden dribble?

by Yeti Vendetti March 28, 2021