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Gooch Pinch

a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012
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Gooch Dick

When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.
"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"
by Gooch Dick February 15, 2015
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gooch sauce

Gooch sauce is the liquid between a man's ballsack and butthole aka the perineum. Some may say it has a strong musky smell to it while others may find it alluring. During sexual encounters, one may lick another's gooch to taste the sauce all the while creating unerving body spasm that releases a sexual euphoric squeal that can't be contained
John had his gooch sauce lapped up by his dog during a weird sexual experiment in his teenage years. He regrets the experience but not the sensation.
by altoid51 August 16, 2017
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godchurch

n.and just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GODCHURCH
by Ygwitthemixtape32 August 29, 2017
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Goacher

A. albino so white he causes blindness from his scaled infectious pale skin. B. One whose own body hates him so much it rejects his pigment. C. Someone who gets moon burned
Damn that goacher is a disgusting looking creature.
by Time2smoke420 October 4, 2017
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godchurch

some stupid stuff jake paul said no one really knows what it means
and i just dropped some new merch and it’s selling like a godchurch
by 1trash October 9, 2017
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gomcha

A theif, a hustler, person that makes profit off ilegal business activities
His father is gomcha that sold fake diamonds
by joseph pitcher November 21, 2017
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