rit goggles

The condition induced by the lack of available females at RIT. This is similar to beer goggles in that it will cause males to be attracted to otherwise unattractive females.

Im pretty sure i wouldnt have hooked up that fat chick if it werent for these RIT goggles.

by koolaidman3 October 5, 2009

Stanford goggles

The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!

That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!

by Nick D February 7, 2003

San Francisco Goggles

Likened to the adolescent "Hairy Tea Bag"; wearing "San Fransico goggles" not only includes the sinus rest place of a hairy linebacker's nutsack, but also causes temporary blinding and an olfactory system shutdown when one's eyesocket is rammed into another man's asshole.

After drinking more than 20 (but less than 40)Lagavulins, I woke up in a primered El Camino wearing some sweat infested, brown rimmed San Francisco goggles.

by Garry Glakameatman March 3, 2008

Arabian Goggles

The act of resting your balls on a girls eyeballs.

Let your girl know you care this christmas with a pair of Arabian Goggles

by blazin 1026 July 18, 2008

dick goggles

When a guy who's normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that damn good because you want his dick that badly. It's probably not even good dick, or he doesn't know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy's willing to let you have it. Of course, you're regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.

C: I cannot believe I fucked David. But DAMN I was so horny for his little chode.
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?

by real.calien January 25, 2009

Beard Goggles

When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.

Dude, Derek Anderson is so not hot. Take off those beard goggles.

by Pogonophile December 1, 2010

fear goggles

What you're looking through the morning after you wore beer goggles and had a one night stand.

I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.

by Ben Frey May 17, 2006