goat

Name for social idiot or bearded person. Originates from hairy science teacher that has very little communicative skills.
Why wont you come to the pub you goat
by Tim Mottershead May 30, 2005
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Space Goat

A pejorative term for the Draenei, a playable race from the World of Warcraft video game. The nickname is earned by the fictitious humanoids because they possess horns and a leg structure reassembling that of goats, along with an overall appearance and lore which is very science fiction-esque compared to the aesthetics of other playable WoW races.
I rolled a space goat cause belfs are fuckin' gay.
by rma56 November 03, 2010
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Scrote Goat

A pubic goatee found on a male's scrotum.

"Hey, I like your goatee."

"Oh yeah? You should see my scrote goat!"
by Ashton Francis November 22, 2005
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goat times

Anything you want it to be. Something to be said when you have nothing else to say. A good or a bad time, depending on the inside joke between you and another person.

William: Damn, Nadia is such an idiot. I wish she would get fired so I can make the extra money it takes to pay her overpaid salary.
Ray: Yeah.
William: I mean, I could do so much better and all that.. (bla bla bla)
Ray: Goat times.
by MrV June 08, 2007
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Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.
Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!
by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020
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Go To The Goat

A way to tell someone to "go to hell" or to refer to the act of dying .
I'm gonna get my kicks before I Go To The Goat .

She tried to over charge me by 2 two bucks so I told that old biddy to go to the goat.
by AnimalStitches June 02, 2009
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goat fuck

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than goat rope.
The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.
by Q-Ball August 11, 2005
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