Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh

jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao

by mesa727 June 23, 2023

God-Goals-Greatness

It is a life style. When put our Lord and Savior 1st Jesus God & then our selfish wants the out come with always be great.

GGGent Life

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Someone in a conversation is inspired and or motivated by the words being spoke. Respond with God-Goals-Greatness.

by Joseph Ashmore July 28, 2021

tragic goals

It's when you go McDonald's on Valentine's day

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Couple Goals

Mitch Rowland and Sarah Jones

Mitch and Sarah are absolute couple goals!!!!

by jesus x August 29, 2022

Goals

A relationship where the two people are deeply in love and make others look up to their relationship. They are perfection and they suit each other really well.

The ship Alyssa is goals.

by anonymousistheone November 7, 2017

couple goals

The best relationship ever, forever thing, 4 lifers, never ending unconditional love, & genuine happiness.

Wow, Look at Sophia and Brian! They're couple goals!

by anonymous2618 March 14, 2022