Gordonated

Faggerific

Matt Gordon is very gordonated, especially after sex. ;-)

by Double Down July 25, 2003

Charlie Gordon

An unhealthy dumpling who is incapable of shooting his/her gun in Fortnite and has yet to get a kill, although (s)he plays A LOT. (S)he also has a stronger, smarter, and better-looking older brother who is the President of the Make-A-Wish Club. Lastly, (s)he quit lacrosse to play tennis because (s)he didn’t like Richard Lungen’s son. Then, by some Trump-Russia manipulation, (s)he was voted Captain because he paid the real, actually good tennis players off.

Every human being with eyes, “Charlie Gordon doesn’t shoot his gun in Fortnite!”

by NoahPaes May 25, 2018

robert gordon’s

you go to gordon’s, your a proper posho who can’t fight, you act hard, try be chavvy but i don’t work! it’s the biggest shit hole of a private school:)

oi, you go to robert gordon’s

you slag

by ur nanny who has a granny February 27, 2020

Gordon

a marfan syndrome mofo that literally has zero muscle on his body. he is a gay fish. he also eats bits of poop for a snack, along with a cucumber that he shoves up his butt, then eats the tiny bits of shit off afterwards.

Gordon is mean.

by bigfatturd January 11, 2019

Golden Gordon

Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.

Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.

by Mitch September 2, 2004

Gordon

HES FUCKING STRIAGHT

"Gordon say no if you're straight" "no"

by CaraOrCarl February 20, 2022

Allie Gordon

She is such a small booty bitch who never knows when to shut the fuck up, she is always salty and isnt thicc at all, but she still some how manages to get the hottest boyfriends.

Allie Gordon sucks chod

by Baby cheeks 69 February 7, 2019