Grand Opening

A complimentary way to refer to a woman's vagina.

Sarah: That was amazing!
Bill: You sure do have a grand opening!

by drifthunter August 16, 2010

Grand Prix

The greatest spectacle in college racing! Takes place at THE Purdue University, and never disappoints.
Teams create their own go-carts for a chance to win the trophy on race day.
The rest of campus uses this as an excuse to get drunk every day of the week.

Grand Prix is this week, did you get your tickets?

by Dummmmm April 8, 2019

Grand forks forker

When you forcefully shove a fork inside a females asshole multiple times until she loses a cup of blood. Collect the blood in the cup and use it as lubricant. Then pound the the females already damaged asshole until you are about to ejaculate. Then freeze the semen and then make her eat it the next morning with the same fork.

Danny performed the grand forks forker on his grandmother.

by Abraham jones June 15, 2017

grand rapids

City in Western Michigan with a population of about 200,000. People outside of Western MI generally have no idea where it is, possibly because nothing happens there. Called The Furniture Capital because Steelcase makes a few desks and chairs southwest of town. Dutch people abound in the area, as well as an increasing population of Hispanics. Former President Gerald Ford grew up near the city. The company called a pyramid scheme by some, Amway, alternatively Scamway, is also based nearby.

A: Where are you from?
B: Grand Rapids.
A: Where's that?

by 4UF9WE May 17, 2006

grand marshalled

drunk!!!! vary vary drunk!

he's grand marshalled

by Animal!!!! October 26, 2004

Grand theft auto v

An upcoming game, by gaming developers Rockstar North, that will have 12 year old, little shits begging there mom to go buy at Gamestop at midnight.

Little Billy: MOOOOOOM, BUY ME THIS FUCKING GAME OR I'LL CHOP ANOTHER ONE OF THE DOGS EAR!

Suburban Mom: Ofcourse dear, mommy loves you. *goes to buy Grand Theft Auto V)

by Ayedrian September 7, 2013

Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is a video game series made by Rockstar. All the installations of the game involve the player controlling a random guy whose main objective is to get big in the gang/jet set society. The series is overall good, albeit extremely overrated and touted as the “Best Game Ever” without clear foundations. GTA is designed with commerce in mind, featuring violence, cursing, whores...

All those protesters who whine about the game promoting murder and polluting the minds of children don’t know a thing of what they say. Rockstar cannot be blamed for you being too lazy to move your ass and check what your kids are doing (read, morons: Mature. The Adults rating is unnecessary).

Guy: Watchoo doing?
Me: Imma playing Metal Gear Solid 2, mate.
Guy: What’s that? Dude, play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, it’s the shit.
Me: It's okay, but it can't stick up to MGS.
Guy You suck. Them whores are so funny...
Me: ...

by Olioliolioo October 9, 2006