Giraffing

To be in a mood where you want to sit in a corner and die! Comes from the fact that when you corner a Giraffe and threaten it, it lies down on the floor, closes it's eyes, and dies!

If you are Giraffing or Giraffed, you just cannot be bothered, no matter what the situation!

Hung over after a big night out and a mate wakes you up at 7am to ask you to help clear up;

'I can't'
'Why?'
'I'm so badly Giraffing (draffin') bro!'

by Bashwipe Co. July 17, 2013

ginamous

very big, bigger than enormous

why would you shove a f***ing ginamous giraffe in my pussy? asshole

by nihaomatee July 21, 2009

pet the giraffe

Slang for Male Masturbation

Person 1"dude i had to pet the giraffe last night and....."
Person 2"dude i dont want to know"

by Ur mom watches u June 11, 2006

Giraffe dropping a deuce

When a Giraffe defecates while being watched in a zoo to create further drama

"mommy...wht is that giraffe doing"
"Thats a Giraffe dropping a deuce. take a picture to show daddy"

by patriotfan818181 April 8, 2008

giraffe

an animal native to....africa....studies show they often engage in homosexual activity...more then heterosexual activity...fucking giraffes

look at that giraffe! he sure likes giving it up the ass...and receiving it too.....

by elizardbeth June 29, 2007

giraffical

Of or pertaining to giraffes.

Ariana: NOM NOM NOM
Peter: Giraffical! LULZIGREE!

by daskos99 May 30, 2008

giampietro

A girl in which has a big ass that is also very nice. They have some nice knockers also. They are bangin sister's that will kick your ass in a fight. They also smoke weed on a daily bases.

"Dude, I just had sex with a Giampietro sister, I'm sooo lucky"

by Zach January 23, 2005