the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.
Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"
by IAmYourFada August 1, 2014
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Dawg I was finally boutta clap and make her my wife but I got so nervous I froze, and when you’re a grower not a shower that shit is a traumatic freeze up
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In da 1953 version of "War Of The Worlds", Paul Freeze does a great "cold opening" by quoting from H.G. Wells' book in a delightfully "frosty-toned" narration.
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