fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.
somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze
by dickboi223 December 16, 2016
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freezing cold take

something parker blessing will not stop saying
that’s a freezing cold take
by Slothman2246 February 07, 2023
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SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies
i just screen freezed the shit of your computer
by PegaASUS December 10, 2019
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Freeze It

To a excessively decorate jewelry item with a prolific quantity of diamonds ("ice"), connoting an obnoxious display of material wealth.
I just got a new Rolex.. but it's still plain though, I'm bout to freeze it.
by G. Twilight March 20, 2024
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freeze that

No just stop right therre! That was lame just don't talk anymore Fool
Man freeze that son!
by thaimishoe October 17, 2003
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Freezing Spray

The act of ejaculating into your own hand ,while being intimate with a woman, and putting it in front of the air conditioner to cool it down then throw it at her face.
Alech, Ryan and Josh talked about how they gave their wives the Freezing Spray last night and how much the wives enjoyed the cooking sensation.
by Onlefor May 29, 2023
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Freeze peach

You hear that? It's not a "free speech issue" It's a "Jewish kike oven gremlin using authority it doesn't have to use economic warfare on an actual person who's immune to it's Jewish kikery issue"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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