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Freedom Fondle

The honor of being screened by the TSA at airport security.
Tom- I feel so patriotic today, I received a Freedom Fondle at the airport today.
Susan -I can't wait to get mine over Thanksgiving!
by Fruitfulfourths November 21, 2010
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ball fondler

1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."

Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"

2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."
by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007
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Fonda

Fonda: Spanish for foundation, profound.

Fonda's are usually pretty chill and easy to get along with. Being active and super f*cking sexy is their best quality! Dating a Fonda you'll find out that they are loyal, honest, independent, and feirce.
by Mercenary88 April 5, 2010
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Jane Fonda

A colloquial term for rigours sexual intercourse.

Made popular by American musician Mickey Avalon, the phrase derives from a series of exercise videos actress Jane Fonda starred in during the early 1980's to mid 90's (1982-1995). To "Jane Fonda" means to engage in a through and exasperating workout. Thus refers to rough and/or tiring sex.
"more junk in the trunk than a Honda
i know you wanna do the JANE FONDA"
by urbanr0cker May 7, 2008
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flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.
i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"
by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008
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THE HENRI FONDA

THE ART OF OLD MEN PULLING THEIR OLD WRINKLED SCROTUM'S FULLY OVER A WOMAN'S FACE
"YO DUDE!" MY DAD WENT TO A SENIOR'S DANCE AND GAVE SOME OLD HO' THE HENRI FONDA. THE BITCH NEVER SAW IT COMIN'"
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
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jane fonda

Having a threesome with two girls. Who has a threesome with guys anyways? Probably Purdue students.
I totally did a Jane Fonda with Ali and Sarah last night.

Oh yeah? well I did a Ted Turner.

What's that?

I jerked off alone.
by It's hard being original July 24, 2006
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