fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 17, 2014

Score Fog

"Score Fog" is the mist or heat-induced cloudy windows that forms on the inside of your vehicle's back seat windows when you and your lover or your other NSA person are making out or "getting it on" in some form, like when you used to go "parking" with your highschool or college era date or lover or NSA person!

You're welcome!

After the movie, I took Susan out in the country and we parked at our usual make-out parking spot and we created major Score Fog because WE BOTH SCORED!!!

by [e-mail] May 4, 2025

zoom fog

The condition of being in a mental fog after an overly long day of Zoom meetings.

Sorry for missing your question I was in a Zoom fog.

by Jmaxx70 January 25, 2021

FOG

"Fast Old Guys (or Girls)", specifically referring to middle-aged (or older) persons in lycra riding bicycles at speed.

Man, those FOGs just blew past me like I was standing still...

by J1m2020 October 16, 2020

London Fog

A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.

I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog in the shower. Now my breakfast is coming back up.

by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020

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by WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE March 15, 2023

Fog Runner

Came from Silent Hill 2 forest trail run meme, a Fog Runner is a person (usually men) who feels lost in life and has no idea on how to take the next step in life due to their plans (usually during high school) not working out. or

"Did you remember that one person in Highschool who seemed to have a promising future due to his grades? He end up becoming a fog runner after finishing high school."

by a stones March 23, 2024