Ford

Spanish for piece of shit.

Look at his piece of shit ford truck.

by ACKlck August 30, 2010

ford trucks

The beast of all other truck manufacturers. Although a ford owner will insult you on your Chevy, they all in all actually do have respect for your truck. In Ohio, almost everyone has a ford truck. Driving on a backload in your little honda civic, or your very own ford, you'll be passed by multiple f-150's, 250's, 350's before you spot another regular car. If you have a diesel, you're even cooler. Country boys have bets to see who can 'blow more smoke' out of theirs, and they haul everything you could need in the country. The truck makes your life on the farm ten times easier, plus you get chicks in your four wheel drive. It's a win-win.

If you own any ford trucks, you're tough. Built tough, ford tough.

by Hometown girl October 12, 2013

Ford Escort

A great first car for anyone (unless you are over 6'5" or +300lbs). It is small, light, and reliable (insanely reliable). Not to mention it will get over 20 MPG....running on only two cylinders (30+MPG when you have the spark plug wires on the correct cylinders). There aren't millions of buttons and controls to be distracted by while driving.

The engine in my Ford Escort was running really rough one day when idling. When I drove the 45 minutes home I found out that two vacuum lines had finally popped off after 11 years.

by Steevy_T October 18, 2011

Fnards

In the singular, this is a term more commonly slurred by drunken idiots- ie "You, eh? Eh!! You don'even wannave a go at Mick, you'll get your'ed ripped off, right?? Eh!! He's fnard! Harder n you!!" In this instance, the words "fucking" and "hard" have been run together.

In the plural, the term is used to describe the chubby, thigh chafed bollocks of those men who can't find high street trousers that do up around their sagging beer gut. Fat nards. Fnards.

Geoff flopped gratefully down on the nudist beach; ignoring the horrified stares of the beautiful people he opened his legs and aired his fnards.

by MagickDio September 3, 2010

Foordy

A very young looking adult who blends in with children

that guy over there isn't a kid.
nah, he's just pulling a foordy

by Benitokun October 7, 2010

Ford

Fucked on a raw deal
Found on the road dead
fix or repair daily

person1: dude im about to get a ford
person2: dont man i got fucked on a raw deal by ford my cars constantly falling apart

by bigz September 11, 2007

ford

Far Out Rust Designs.

Car company that is to cheap to use proper durable material. Resulting in rust and overall cheapness of product.

If you've bought a Ford, youve been brainwashed. I'm sorry.

by Maliciaxx November 4, 2007