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(-muhammed ali) the easily imagined capabilities of a fine looking woman as regards to sex skills
man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
mugGet the float like a butterfly, sting like a beemug.

Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
by come along pond November 26, 2011
mugGet the Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.mug.
"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"
by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017
mugGet the Like a milk float hitting a brick wallmug.

Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.
Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach
by teenag-er December 31, 2012
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Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.
-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?
by Krqkan September 24, 2016
mugGet the Float Back Mountainmug.

float

Your a piece of shit ..shit likes to float
by J03YBattZ September 4, 2023
mugGet the floatmug.

Float the bag

A metaphor for slowing down and taking your time (as when you buy a new fish).
Hey dude, don't eat that all at once! Float the bag, man, float the bag.
by scowb May 23, 2024
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