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Anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example Rachel Sarah
This is for every person always a girl who uses their first name and their middle name like on Facebook or any other social media outlet. They are always sluts so #nolastname and always pretentious. Usually these are the girls that buy fake shit and post pictures about it like they have mad money.
anyone who uses their middle name after their first name for example rachel sarah
posted that fake ass purse like she's somebody. Bitch, please.
by Christine morrass January 20, 2017
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He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation
Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.
by Rex Narky May 10, 2017
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twit of the first water

An idiot, particularly when refering to the total uselessness of the male species.
Example - "Don't worry about him. He's an enormous twit of the first water."
by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006
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I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.
I told her "I fuck on the first date"
by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009
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Putting the milk in first

This is an act mainly done by intellectuals. Putting the milk in first makes SURE that the cereal doesn't get soggy and anyone who puts the cereal in first should be shot, executed and then tortured beyond belief
Person: Oh hey dude what happened?
Intellectual: Just saw some fucking DEMON putting the cereal in first
Intellectual 2: Yeah putting the milk in first in the proper way to do it
by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019
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The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.
“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”
by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019
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Pouring the milk first

THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does
Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal

Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄
by @yaii.litty May 23, 2018
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