fesheshous

adj. - describing something that is shady or weird

Man, that damn Smeagol was being so fesheshous.

by d w c February 8, 2009

felchy joe

One who sucks the goodness from the hole room, joe being the given name for anyone who is not important

Guy 1: "Whoah, look at the dribble on that ugly fuckers noggin"
Guy 2: "Ahhhhh yes, felchy joeeeeee"
Guy 1: *nods*
Guy 2: *shudders*

by takesitupthebatty July 9, 2009

Faschi

Noun. That swooshing sound your credit card makes when you make a purchase

Bro, my AMEX went faschi when I bought a round of white russians for everyone at the office!

by Oxford-Merriam-Webster February 26, 2019

frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

felch belch

When you felch up a belch ofcourse

Darren enjoys a good felch belch.

by Ornery August 4, 2006

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009