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Facebook

(verb): internet stalking. A way of stalking people (your ex boyfriend, his new girlfriend, and any other potential hook ups he may have). Also said when meeting new people as a way of communicating in the future because getting a phone number is too time consuming and you just want to stalk them briefly. Used when a phone call will never be made.
"I'm gonna facebook the shit outta you"
"Did you get that guy's number?" "No I just facebooked him"
"Hey! Facebook me!"
by workluvswork February 8, 2010
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Facebook

Where all the internet tough guys go to pick fights over nothing with people they don't even know on pages they really don't like in real life.
I love reading fights on Facebook
by CeeJayy1021 September 4, 2011
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Facebook

A website that keeps changing things pointlessly, without ever actually fixing any problems nor making up its mind; a website that can never be properly fixed.

So when a person "pulls a facebook", it means that they cannot decide one way or another, and change things to cover up the various mistakes they have made instead of applying their time to fix them.
So I totally pulled a facebook on that math test. Hopefully the teacher won't notice how I got all the problems wrong because I made everything what I thought was pretty! =D
by AnnoyedPatron November 3, 2010
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Facebookized

When a classic computer game is remade into a mindless, endless, clicking, abomination of your childhood memories.
Yeah, it looked horrible. They completely Facebookized it.
by UnXiled March 19, 2011
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facebooking

Facebooking- verb; wasting your life away by indulging in the world's largest, most counter productive, mind numbing, and distracting social media platform.

Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.
Brad won't stop facebooking, this is what caused his divorce, and the fact that he does not remember that he has kids or that he has his own house, but he now has 3,000 "friends" which really means he's lost and alone. God help all who are facebooking, they need rehab.
by zeus4391 August 25, 2011
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facebook

Website made to distract students from studying, homework, and school projects.
Student 1: Dude!!! I forgot to study last night because I was on facebook!!!

Student 2: Haha, sucks for you! My parents won't let me make a facebook!
by booty-raider December 26, 2011
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Facebook

A free platform for the cultured elite aka failed comedians, to express their complexes and still sound like experts.
Their expertise is not bounded or limited to any field, but excellently covers all political, philosophical, socio-political & other areas holding a smart like name.
Often, but not always, these users will google to quote famous philosophers and thinkers or name irrelevant studies to legitimize their bitterness.
Whenever I need a validation that I am a person that matters I resort to Facebook
by Super smart Lebanese November 25, 2017
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