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penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.
Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.
by Penis Valuer February 28, 2009
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The Eberhart Fart

It's when you love the feeling of taco meat running down your chin and the sight of a small malaysian boy taking senior pictures. You love it so much that you are run through a forest with your pet parrot and jump off a cliff and land inside a female clown's vagina. You then yell out at the gods for the great sensation running through your body.
Park Ranger Lonnie- hey did you run up the gumdrop river 2 weeks ago?

Sergio- nah, i did the eberhart fart like a soldier.
by FarchMaster Flex October 6, 2009
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Siskel and Ebert

Sexual expression involving the enterance of two thumbs from two individuals entering the rectal area of another individual in seqence.
Upon leaving the theatre Dan screamed aloud as Ryan and I gave him a two thumbs up, Siskel and Ebert salute. The movie sucked but Dan got a great review
by dave O March 12, 2004
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embarge

I dont want to embarge in on yo day
by Briana June 2, 2003
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Elberd

A little shithead that visits you every single day, annoying you until your demise. He will ask a million of questions whether he is in class or not. He says jokes that are not funny anymore aswell, making him extremely not funny.
"Yo Elberd, stop asking the most unnecessary questions"
by EEEERRRR February 13, 2022
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contact embarrassment

When you are with a person that is doing something embarrassing.
If you are with a friend in the street, and they start dancing out of nowhere, then you will become contact embarrassment.
by chocolate12121212 April 14, 2012
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Elbert

A hickey so bad that it hurts for at least a week. Often black or deep red in color, an Elbert is tender to the touch, and resembles a bite mark or an actual injury. An Elbert may be induced by mean spirited biting or by overly aggressive sucking on the neck.
It is impossible to disguise an Elbert with any form of makeup, and to treat an Elbert with Preparation H or any other traditional hickey remedy.
Guy: “Oh my God, did you get hit with a baseball?”
Pale girl; “No, it’s a hickey.”
Guy: “Well, that’s quite the Elbert.”
Pale girl: “Oh, how true.”
by ksenya July 17, 2007
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