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eleventy billion

the most kick ass number on this planet
either you give me eleventy billion dollars or i'll fuck you to mars
by moop February 3, 2004
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elementary school

a place where young children are bred to become sluts and assholes, and where every kid has a cell phone and looses their virginity at the age of 8.
by derpderpderpityderp April 15, 2011
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Central Hamilton Elementry

It is the smallest school full of gays and bisexuals! There are no good teachers and the food tastes like crap! The school is located in Jasper Florida. Once you get out of that crappy school you head on to another crappy school...Hamilton County High School.
Central Hamilton Elementry is the second gayest school in hamilton.
by another kid at HCHS May 13, 2011
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eleventeenyearold

A person Usually male that Spends All of His/her time online chatting in pointless forumns On useless topics Such as Ghey Pokemon.
Javier:
"DooDs My TAUROS can totally beat your Blastoise He's like level 10 already!"

Olthuggie:
Your such an Eleventeenyearold Javier, Check the service desk mailbox.
by olthuggie2 August 10, 2008
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Eleventeen

A Korn fanboy of questionable lineage, whose name has now become a noun for all Korn fanboys. His fanboyism is rivaled by few and exceeded by none. He haunts MusicianForums, waiting to fly into a raging fury the instant he comes across someone who doesn't have Korn's shriveled penis lodged firmly in their mouthparts.

His typing is negatively affected by the fact that one of his hands is always employed in masturbating to pictures of Jonathan Davis.

He frequently misreads posts due to the volume of semen encrusted on his face and obscuring his vision.

Few things in life are more fun that watching him hammer out a grammatrically challenged flame, and by all accounts, actually provoking him is several orders of magnitude more fun that ramming rusty shish-kebob skewers into your ears.
Intelligent, civil poster I dislike Korn.
EleventeenWHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SUCH A ELITEST?/ YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY DO YOU JUST GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES FAVORITE BAND'S?/ GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING ASS HAT!!!!!!!!!11111111
by Lord Dargon February 24, 2005
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air elemental

Air elementals appear as huge whirlwinds and attack by buffeting their enemies.
they are the weakest elemental
by Smurf August 17, 2004
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elementary sex

The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions
Doggie style 25
Missionary position 50
Reverse cowgirl 37
Simple elementary sex
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013
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