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your mum epic

a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.

This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.

Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.
such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.

-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!

- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx

- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit
by eddy baby July 26, 2006
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epic

The "not" of the 2000s. Something that is okay to say this year but if you say it next year will just get you looked at weird, like if you wear to go out in public with a fanny pack or wearing overalls with only one strap buckled. Used to approve of anything positively. Only momentarily, of course. Often piggybacked with "fail" as "epic fail". Another reason for other socities to despise the ineptitude of the human beings within ours.
"Epic" video game

"Epic" female

"Epic" clothing

"Epic" haircut

"Epic" poser metal band featured on Guitar Hero.

"Epic" anything else that comes to mind.
by BDITM May 22, 2009
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EPIC TRIFORCE

Much more powerful than the Triforce, the EPIC TRIFORCE was forged from fragments of the original Triforce in the confines of /b/.

EPIC TRIFORCE is so powerful, that only those with aged knowledge know how to use it. If an inexperienced one attempts to EPIC TRIFORCE, he or she will fail miserably, causing those around him or her to go into a berserk rage until they either flee or die.

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by Siglemic's Stalker August 31, 2009
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EPICFAILCOOKIE

Reserved only for the most epically failing of failures. The EPICFAILCOOKIE is more of a pity pastry, and should be treated as such.

As with the EPICOOKIE, the EPICFAILCOOKIE is all capitalized to emphasize the epic proportions of its failure, but unlike its awesome counterpart, the EPICFAILCOOKIE's failure is so much that it doesn't even merge with any other letters.

Failure to spell and capitalize EPICFAILCOOKIE will not result in smiting. Rather, an EPICFAILCOOKIE will be bestowed unto the one commiting the epic failure.
"Man, dude... you fail... Out of the generosity of my own heart, you get an EPICFAILCOOKIE. Dang you suck."
by Jenai January 8, 2009
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epic jesus

by Epic Jesus November 2, 2007
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Epic Lunch

A secret middle school group made for fighting boredom.
Guy one- Hey who are those kids over there?

Guy two- Oh they're cool, they're from Epic Lunch
by epicgurl March 31, 2010
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epic comeback

When someone insults you and you say something so epic its leaves them shaking on the ground.
Person: Yo ego is as big as the world.
You: So is yo mama.
(that's an epic comeback for all you dinguses too stupid to know, but if you knew, good job)
by SansThePunMaster April 7, 2017
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