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corporate crop dusting

Farting while walking but in a large group. It helps if you go to lunch with coworkers at a Mexican place and each person eats an epic portion of beans. When you get back to the office after lunch, walk with the same group and corporately crop dust entire departments / multiple office cubicles. Can also be applied in elevators, other small enclosed rooms, moving escalators, and more.
Hello, yes, is this HR? I would like to file a complaint. The IT department came by after lunch and performed a corporate crop dusting in our area. It's like the bomb at Hiroshima or something!
by newcents June 9, 2014
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Dustin

He's that kid that you see getting yelled at down the street for throwing glass bottles on the ground. The one the old lady threatens to call the cops on, because he's that shady of a character. Or the boy who had been suspected to be an obese 40 year old man with a ponytail by your mother, just moments before...
He's that cute kid you decide to stalk because you met him in Chinese class and you thought it'd be fun.

But in reality, He's the one you've been waiting for.
He's sweet, funny, incredibly adorkable, nerdy as can be, sexy, he can be a buttface sometimes, but you learn to look past that.
Because you realize you can't live with out him... Even if he sometimes delays responding when he's playing video games, you love him still.... <3
Boy: Did you hear about that guy who was like totally awesome...?

Girl: Yeah, he's so dreamy....

Boy: Hey!! D: what about me?!?!?

Girl: Nothing personal... But you're no Dustin.
by LoveIsInsanity January 10, 2012
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deston

when your walking and your cigarette goes out
man i just pulled a deston
by Abstract Mindz December 6, 2010
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crop dusting

subway or bus, train. enter "let go" exit downwind of carriage, disembark.

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by Simon Clery March 26, 2004
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Dustin

A fascinating creature popular in many circles but most admired by the opposite sex . Cursed with devilish good looks and animal magnetism, Dustins are often used for their physical attributes. A Male dime piece.
Damn girl that Dustin is so fine...I want in dem drawers.
by Luckyluciusleftfoot October 24, 2018
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Dust On The Bottle

Creole Williams lived down a dirt road
He made homemade wine like nobody I know
I dropped by one Friday night and said, "Can you help me, Creole?"
I got a little girl waitin' on me and I wanna treat her right
He said, "I got what you need, son"
As we sat down in the cellar
He reached through the cobwebs
As he turned on the light and said
"There might be a little dust on the bottle
But don't let it fool ya about what's inside
There might be a little dust on the bottle
It's one of those things that gets sweeter with time"
You were sittin' in the porch swing as I pulled up the driveway
My ole heart was racing as you climbed inside
You slid over real close and we drove down to the lake road
And watched the sun fade in that big red sky
I reached under the front seat and said
"Now here's something special"
It's just been waiting for a night like tonight
"There might be a little dust on the bottle
But don't let it fool ya about what's inside
There might be a little dust on the bottle
It's one of those things that gets sweeter with time"
You're still with me and we've made some memories
After all these years there's one thing I've found
Some say good love, well, it's like a fine wine
It keeps getting better as the days go by
"There might be a little dust on the bottle
But don't let it fool ya about what's inside
There might be a little dust on the bottle
It's one of those things that gets sweeter with time"
"There might be a little dust on the bottle
But don't let it fool you about what's inside
There might be a little dust on the bottle
It's one of those things that gets sweeter with time
Don't let it fool you"
by Death Menace May 18, 2023
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Crop Dusting

The act of busting ass undetected as you walk thru a room, leaving the fog for others to walk into and try to assign blame.
Man, I've gotta blow one. Watch those girls faces when I'm done crop dusting the living room.
by Legendary1 October 19, 2009
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