Dumbledildore

The alternative universe to Harry Potter s dumbledore where the students ride around on huge dildos instead of broomsticks.

Dumbledildore rubs me the right way!

by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

dumblittlefucker

(adjective)

typically a very sexy mother fucker who had in fact had sex with your mother
or
the tiktok account "dumblittlefucker" who happens to also be hot AND fuck your mother.

"Whoa dude you like dumblittlefucker too? we should kiss"

by the hottest person to ever June 3, 2021

dumbrine

dumbrine is cool tiktoker and they use all pronouns! their tiktok account makes dsmp videos sometimes and her humor is NOT dry!

cool person: sorry, i cant talk rn im watching dumbrine.
person: whos dumbrine?
cool person: a great tiktoker, you should follow him rn
person: oh.. okay!

by erinverse/dumbrine August 4, 2021

Dumbledore

Dumbles is a manipulated Piece of shit.

The twat could has stopped two wizarding wars but no he didn't.

He was hot when he was younger tho

He new what Horcruxs were but because he like to play people like chess pieces he didn't even tell Harry he just went to drop dead because he didn't want to deal with a war with out being suspicious.

Dumbledore does have Dumb in his name that proves my point

by Dumledaddyswife September 11, 2021

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

dumbar

combination of the words 'dumbass' and 'retar' (a retarded way of saying 'retard'). Usually used by dumbasses while having an argument with a dumbass to assert dominance. Chief dumbass in the dumbassery spectrum. You automatically lose every argument if someone calls you a dumbar.

Simon Cowell: Joe
Pooplus: Who's Joe?
Simon Cowell: Joe balls

Pooplus: fuck yuo dumbar
Simon Cowell: *contracts final stage penis cancer and dies*
Pooplus: kil

by bleekretar September 13, 2021

dumbwrong

If something is not only wrong mistaken, but also dumb to seriously consider in the first place.

A lot of views nowadays go out of their way to be not just wrong, but also dumb, they are dumbwrong.

A lot of arrogance about certain matters requires an ability to be dumb, and therefore to be almost automatically wrong. This is why it's not enough to say people are either dumb or wrong, they are dumbwrong.

Your contextually popular opinion about an entertainment franchise shows a certain wilful stupidity you somehow imagine to be clever. It shows you are not only automatically wrong, but dumbwrong.

You take some odd, arbitrary ideological views, apparently just to look cool and smart to a bunch of fellow idiots, but with an odd certainty and arrogance. You seem to find pleasure in being dumbwrong.

by WonderWumbo October 3, 2021