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drunk stalker

one who only talks to you when drinking or is drunk and constantly talks to you whenever they are drunk. Someone who texts, leaves voicemails or even chat with you only when they are drinking and it happens almost every time they are and they never seem to leave you alone.
Guy 1: Ugh, I got another text from this girl saying she loves me, we barely hang out and she only does this when she's drunk.

Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.
drunk stalker by captain lightning December 28, 2010
Related Words

drunk song 

songs that everyone loves to listen to when completely shit faced.
Hey man, I never listen to "Sweet Caroline" unless I'm hammered, I think it's a total drunk song.
drunk song by Betherzz January 13, 2008

Drunk Trap 

An unusual area of a bar that is esp. dangerous to people who are intoxicated, making them fall, trip or spill their drink. Examples are weird ramps on the floor, restrooms at the bottom of long stairways, and things that hang low from the ceiling.
"We knew is was time to take Tisha home when she walked across the room and fell into the drunk trap."
Drunk Trap by booboobigsley August 18, 2009

Drunk Rattle

Similar to death rattle.

An early morning drunk dial occuring after someone has stayed up all night drinking/partying.
(ring, ring)

Rob: Hello?

Sam: Hey buddy what's up?! I just wanted to call and tell you you're a great friend, and I love you man!

Rob: Is this a drunk rattle? It's 7am.

drunk-fu fighting 

pretending to be a kung fu fighter while drunk
1) 'hoy yaaa'.' hey quit drunk-fu fighting'

2) singing while drunk ♫ 'everybody was a kung fu fighting'.
drunk-fu fighting by wu chang August 16, 2010

drunk youtubeing 

The act of searching youtube while drunk.
Person A- "Hey dude, where did you find this video?"
Person B- "I was drunk youtubeing last night and posted this video to everyones facebook wall! haha."
drunk youtubeing by jrarndt17 January 3, 2011