by TheTruthSpeakers January 8, 2021

by Dequan23 October 24, 2011

Drews are cool, but Drew Pagaduans are much, much better. Conversations with Drew Pagaduan are easy, hilarious, and surprisingly important. You'll either never really get to know him, or naturally gravitate toward him over the span of years, maybe even more. This gravitation is caused by his mystery. You know that he comes off as quiet, unless the conversation piques his interests. You'll come to learn that while his shit talking may seem passive-aggressive, he's secretly planning to fight the whole world for both his ideals and for his friends. You'll come to relate to the perpetual ball of resentment that you both feel for yourselves, those that piss you off, and the general unfairness of the world that you, nor anyone else couldn't ever hope to solve alone, as well as share the sad smile of autumn that, at the end of the day, you both recognize as the closest thing to a solution. While he is there for you in the long run, he'll need his space every once in a while, as do you; you both know that you don't need to see to be able to share the hilarity and beauty of the world together. You can share so much with Drew Pagaduan, regardless of how different from him you might be. Drew Pagaduan is as elusive and mysterious as he is solid and comforting when you are face-to-face. The closer you get to a Drew Pagaduan, the farther from him you'll feel, as your desire to know him will only grow. Despite this, a Drew Pagaduan is a good friend to have indeed.
by Mustapholis_Wang October 25, 2020

Corinne and drew should definitely be a couple and would be an amazing one. They share the same qualities about eachother, for example, corinne is a curly head brunette while drew is the same. Whenever drew is around corinne smiles and gets red. They would be an amazing couple.
Classmate: omg look how cute it’s corinne and drew!
Other classmate: omg they should totally date they look so good together!!
Other classmate: omg they should totally date they look so good together!!
by puf po June 27, 2023

The newest joke of the ligma category I thought of myself and got everyone at school with it so I am now publicizing it.
(Instagram @azr (ignore this, just to prove I made this if it blows up))
(Instagram @azr (ignore this, just to prove I made this if it blows up))
How to get someone with Drew (Joke)
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!
by LewdMaster69 October 27, 2019

by supersnoop January 1, 2011

That one abnormally short kid who probably has some sort of undiagnosed disability. He try-hards school but still gets 7/11 on English quizzes, but somehow is in a higher math class then every other kid his age. Also, he has been taking tennis lessons for 8 years and is still ass at the sport, with the excuse of "It's about technique". The only sports-related trophy he has is a "coaches award" for snitching on all the other kids in the lesson, except that there are no other kids and he just needed an ego boost. He spends most of his time in his room or on the couch watching YouTube, and is absolutely atrocious at any videogame despite playing them for multiple years on end. Don't que valorant with him because he will lower the group intelligence by at least 20%.
Person 1: "Bro who tf is that Drew C kid and why is he so ass at tennis???"
Person 2: "Idk man he's been taking lessons for 8 years. I think he has a tumor or smth idek."
Person 2: "Idk man he's been taking lessons for 8 years. I think he has a tumor or smth idek."
by KeiKenchi July 27, 2022
