Boner Doner

By giving blood you have a 50:50 chance of boy or girl recipient. Once your blood is in a male and his hard wrect veiny boner is at full throttle you are in fact a BONER DONER!!

I have given blood approximately 150 times, therefore about 75 dudes have my blood in their boners. I know you think Pditty has that nickname tied down, just like the kids at his parties but I am in fact the real Boner Doner. Fuck you Sandusky. Submitted by Scot Burner - 2 x Guinness World Record Holder.

by MSP282 January 20, 2026

Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026

Debbie downer

A person who brings down the mood for no reason, or is unnecessarily pessimistic

Conor is a bit of a Debbie downer

by Unfortunately_Violets July 10, 2025

Double-Double-Downer

A person who regularly eats two KFC Double-Down chicken sandwiches in a single sitting rather than eating just one.

Look at that fat bitch! I bet she's a double-double-downer!

by suoivun April 21, 2010

poster taker downer

A person who takes down posters. Mostly shobe posters.

poster taker downer is ree

by mlemingshobe November 7, 2019

Michael Han-downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.

Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.

by Jbhomie October 28, 2020

Den Dog Downer

Time ranging from 5 min to 4 hours

Im just down the road im 5 mins away
(he's doing a Den Dog Downer)

by SLeepytoilet July 19, 2021