diabeetis

fellatio (derived from Wilford Brimley's appearance in the movie Cocoon, where he got blown in the shower combined with his mispronounciation of the word "diabetes" in the Liberty medical commercials)

That girl gave me diabeetis last night.

by Keith 13 October 18, 2006

Diabede

The act or process of becoming diabetic, usually through the mass consumption of sugar.

Johhny just ate a whole bag of sugar...I think he is going to diabede!

by Devoidless February 13, 2009

Disabled

Not smart. Mentally deficient. Worse.

It is a disabled.

by Hym Iam October 13, 2020

Disabled

the lack of intellectual brainpower to carry out the task of closing a door after you open it

My parents are so disabled

by Harvey 400iq April 21, 2019

Dinabetes

n. a nervous system disorder that occurs when excessive consumption of fossil fuels disrupts circadian rhythms.
(ie. feelin' gross after many nights of staying up late with the lights on).

Symptoms include tiredness, craving of carbohydrates, and use of the cliché "burnin' the midnight oil."

Often leads to endocrine system disorder known as Diabetes.

I tip my hat to carolling.
Anytime, anywhere.
But the moon setting on
Christmas lights, kinda
gives me type II Dinabetes.

by cotterindustries December 16, 2008

Diabetes Cup

A unhealthy snack for fat fucks. Usually consist of Ice cream mixed with a bunch of toppings and syrups.Cost about 20+$ most likely will cause diabetes.

Shelly got that new diabetes cup damn. She gonna have diabetes after.

by Latin_SaVage May 26, 2021

Internet Disbelief Syndrome

Internet Disbelief Syndrome or IDS is something that many internet users suffer from. The main symptom is a complete disbelief of any story, video, or picture viewed on the internet, regardless of how unremarkable they might be.

Person 1: I found a dollar one time on the sidewalk.

Person 2: Yeah, like that happened. *sarcastically*

Person 1: Sounds like you might have Internet Disbelief Syndrome.

by Genius.IComeAnon May 12, 2014