Derek

A fake ass music producer who says he makes songs then doesnt do shit. He cheats on girls for no reason and then gets butt hurt when they break up with him

Is that your asshole of an ex derek?
Yea i dont know why i even went out with derek

by WhyYouDontKnowMe April 14, 2019

Derek

Derek's can not be trusted. They are notorious for lying, cheating and hurting anyone who is foolish enough to care.

I've been Dereked.

by Regrettably July 6, 2011

Derek

An obese man who;

1. secretly wants to learn how to pole dance.
2. says LAWL all the time.
3. crys in corners and eats sunblock and mosquito repellent when feels sad.
4. is retarded, derderder.

It that derek? He's so derderder!

Oh look derek is in the corner eating sunblock again.

by derderderderderderderderder December 6, 2010

Derren Brown

Derren Brown is a smug, balding git; A socially inept, poor man's David Copperfield with delusions of grandeur.

"If you don't attempt to make any friends and quit that nerdy magic stuff you'll end up just like Derren Brown!"

by Loki October 28, 2004

derekizzle

shy fine boy that cant get girls. he actually can, but hes crazy shy, like we said. hes way hot, id sure give him some.

damn look at him. too bad hes a derekizzle.

by Biz Washko March 25, 2008

Derek Chauvin trial

By saying Derek Chauvin is not responsible, the justice system is really saying that one guy's image matters more than thousands of lives. If their lives don't matter, neither does his image.

Derek Chauvin is the reason George Floyd is dead, a spade is a spade. The Derek Chauvin trial doesn't change reality.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Derek Chauvin

The reason George Floyd is dead, no matter who else was behind or benefitted from George Floyd's death.

Derek Chauvin was the one who's actions caused George Floyd's premature death.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021