DESPERATE

So lonely that your even flirting with really ugly guys with names like urnal elias or ranald

You : Hey elias ur lookin smexy today
Your X emanuel : look you might be pretty but thats just desperate

by Skype for sky May 29, 2017

Dapper

A way of describing something as cool, dope, or awesome.

Friend 1: Dude, you won't believe the Fortnite game I had last night
Friend 2: What happened?!
Friend 1: I won the game with a fucking dapper heavy sniper headshot!

by NIGHTCRAULER October 4, 2018

Desperthetic

Desperate and pathetic.

Teacher: *Dabs*
Student: Stop that. You're not cool, you're desperthetic.

by FlashwaveXL March 10, 2019

Desperate Cheeto

Another name for Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is a desperate cheeto.

by Porkchop1016 October 6, 2019

bazin dapper

A sophisticated and suave gentleman, french finesse with an edge that could cut a diamond.

That bazin dapper don't fuck about.

Check that bazin he's dressed dapper to the nines!

His spats are spandangle-sparkling!

Damn, wish I could tap that bazin-dapper!

by chickenfarmer21 August 11, 2011

Balls Deeper

When you go so balls deep, your testicles are literally in the vagina.

Dude, I was in there so hard, I went Balls deeper.

by BAUTMUN July 15, 2016

Fapper Dapper

The art of going out on the town dressed to the nines in such a way that others feel the need to masterbate because you look too good. Hence, you look so dapper you make people want to fap.

That group looks so fapper dapper that I’m turned on just by looking at them!

Let’s dress up FapDap style tonight and turn heads!

by Poco baci May 30, 2018