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Double decker blumpkin 

Takes two people, one takes a dump in the tank of a toilet while the other faces backward on the normal toilet seat dumping while giving the tank dumper head.
Yo, eff those tool bags, they wouldn't give us any beer so Crystal and I pulled a double decker blumpkin in their master bathroom and rolled out! Try flushin that bitches!

Urban Dicked 

Being unable to get any definitions or phrases posted on URBAN DICTIONARY.
Damn it, I got urban dicked again! Those bastards wont post my definition of what it's like to have sex with a goat, monkey, tomato and midget all at the same time.
Urban Dicked by Obamatang4 June 20, 2010

Double Decker 

double decker is the act of shitting in the bowl of a toilet whilst a friend or accomplice upper deckers the same toilet
I just double deckered the toilet in the master bedroom with simon!

Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale
My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked
Moby dicked by Moby dicking September 22, 2015

Moby Dicked

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.
"I'm feeling like..."
"Feeling like?"
"I forgot."
"You got Moby Dicked!"
Moby Dicked by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019

Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme 

The art of recieving a blowjob from a woman while she is shitting in the bowl of a toilet and you are taking a shit in the tank/cistern of the same toilet at the same time.
"Tony pulled a Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme on Vicki in our bathroom last night."