Dawson

A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to a minor. This person will simp for some underage coochie even though he never gets it.

That kid Dawson is trying to fuck a 16 year old, what a fucking creep.

by Cnees February 8, 2024

Dawson

Someone who is sexually and emotionally attracted to minors. A Dawson will simp for some under age cooch even though he will never get it.

A shit Dawson is trying to fuck a 16 year old again.

by Cnees February 8, 2024

Dawson

Dawson is just special,sometimes it just hard to find the words.Dawson will drive you crazy, but it’s the best crazy anyone could ever drive you.You could look out your window,and see Dawson and think dang there he is.Like that’s not enough,of course Dawson has the most breathtaking blue eyes that kind that make the world around you stop for a few seconds.If you get to hear him sing his songs will be in your head all day.Even though you don’t always show it cuz your scared of getting hurt.You know your crazy for Dawson.He plays basketball and he’s a video gamer in hoods in joggers, even if your a country girl you can’t resist Dawson.He has the best side eye,the kind that scares the crap out of you and then gives you butterflies just like a good roller coaster,and then makes you think oh damn this boy got me going crazy.

Ughhh Dawson stop it ,literally stop what’s your problem huh,don’t you know I am crazy about you I swear some times.

Girl 1 What would you do if Shawn Mendez asked you out?
Girl 2 What I mean I would say no??
Girl 1 why?
Girl 2 Because you know I am staying loyal to Dawson, even though we ain’t dating yet,don’t even start I don’t care ,I just want my Dawson you will understand someday trust me.

by Beachgirl09 April 29, 2023

Dawson

Dawson is just something special. Almost to special to put into words.You could look out the window see Dawson and just think wow there he is,I am gonna get him!Dawson will drive you crazy,like literally crazy sometimes,but the good crazy, the best kind!He usually wears hoods and joggers,but even the country girl could fall for him.He likes sports like basketball and he’s a gamer.Of course,he has biggest blue eyes that will leave you breathless.He can’t control his laughter when something is funny you’ll hear Dawson laugh even if the time is in appropriate.He always has that side eye,it will always give you butterflies but you have to play it cool cause you can’t let on to him how much you care, for him even though it’s hard. He always got some bubble gum and has some little quirks but they are the cutest and will drive you crazy.If you get to here him sing it will stay with you the whole day.He is the kinda guy in school you discretely completely change your hallway route just to see.

So you know how I said I didn’t like Dawson, I totally lied, surprise I have been simping for him this whole time.

Girl 1 what would you do if Shawn Mendez asked you out.
Girl 2 Umm I would say no

Girl 1 why?
Girl 2 Okay Okay Okay you caught me I am totally staying loyal to Dawson even though we ain’t dating yet.

by Beachgirl09 April 29, 2023

dawson

A friend, sometimes there for people, very funny, always makes you laugh, trouble maker, makes everybody get introuble

Dawson is a person that always makes you laugh

by your mom20373 December 15, 2022

Dawsoning

To provide an adversary with an involuntary digit in their rectum, as popularised by the late 18th century merchant-capitalist, and renowned back-door finger blaster, Ignatius Dawson

“Oh lawks and crikey, that veritable blaggard Ignatius has only gone and given my 11 year old, wheel chair bound son a bloody Dawsoning!” - William Pitt the Elder mid-way through the parliamentary east India reform debates

by Chris fischer December 28, 2022

Dawson

A fucking annoying prick who lies about his dick size and purposefully fakes a deep voice.

Dawson: Yoo (faking deep voice)
Me: stfu

by itchynuts97 January 11, 2023