Cuban mafia

The mafia of Cuba takes all the cigars usually has minigun run by ravioli johnson

Look it's the Cuban mafia. B: ruuuuuuuuu n

by Ravioli Johnson December 17, 2019

Jc CuBaN

An idiot with a stupid name.
Smells funny and can't spell.

^rofl..........no.

that is not a real definition,you cant fool me boy!

EDIT:here is the real definition of my name,
Jc and CuBaN.my intials are the same as Jesus Christ,pimp!
but im Julio Castillo

by Prof Flying Kiwi March 20, 2004

A Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."

by ProtoZone March 28, 2011

Cuban Missile

When you fart while taking a shit, thus enhancing the propulsion of the shit.

Tom: "Where's Harry"
Paul: "Doing a Cuban missile"

by lampreyjaws April 5, 2014

Cuban B

A Drum n Bass DJ from Seattle. He has a complete understanding for Jungle/Drum n Bass music. His skills are just becoming known and have just began to develop, yet this guy could sit at the top of any city's Dj ranking.

Dang, did you see cuban b? He can actually program. Is that a new concept?

by Vadim November 18, 2003

Cubanlink

To be gay and/or have extreme lameness. To suck serious dick.

"Dont be such a cubanlink!" "ahahahaha man ur one bigass cubanlink!"

"All the men seem to be attracted to that cubanlink over there..why is that?"

by Anonymous February 8, 2004

Cuban Flapjack

The breasts of a Cuban female that are saggy and flappy.

"Look at Heather and that girl with Cuban flapjacks!"

by Cuban Spatula March 9, 2010