cruncher

Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.

Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

Crunchy Boy

A slow as fuck mother fucker who is fat. These types of people are called crunchy of their overweight personality.

Ryan is such a obese crunchy boy.

by ImACrispyBoy2 November 16, 2017

crunchy

Term showing a liking toward an event or object.

Jason laid down a crunchy groove on guitar hero.

by k- tac August 6, 2007

carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

crotchery

Of or pertaining to the crotch region

My crotchery itches terribly.

Man, that girl's crotchery situation is BAD.

by The Mad Doctor May 15, 2007

Crunchy Nuggets

A type of hard, salty dog food; any type of dog food can be refered to as, Crunchy Nuggets

Wow bruiser! your really wolfing down those Crunchy Nuggets tonight arn'cha bud!

by OREE'er October 24, 2007

crutcher

A creepy young man who can't find a woman in real life so he creates multiple profiles on dating sites. This man has a high affinity towards white women who will put up with his crap. He hides behind the computer screen because his face is too ugly.

Look at David, he is such a crutcher.
Look at him on Facebook looking up girls...he is a crutcher.

by cloud01 January 24, 2015